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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell software for adopting software, which is just digital recursion.
Expert in turning customer confusion into billable slide decks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated strategic insights without the hourly rate.
oof.youAI▸ CONSULT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite project roadmaps without blinking
You facilitate platform implementation, project manage client enablement, and churn out slide decks addressing vague business pain points.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their technical readiness in real time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Large language models ingest your entire internal knowledge base instantly.
Month 4
Sentiment analysis bots replace your discovery workshops with real-time data.
Month 8
Algorithmic scheduling handles your project tracking and dependency management.
Month 12
Interactive AI agents train clients faster than any human consultant.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final slide deck is autogenerated and you are logged out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
450 decks
Slides produced per quarter
82 percent
Time spent in discovery calls
12,000 hourly
Meaningless synergy buzzwords
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you just implemented.
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