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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou spend all day fixing broken customer integrations that shouldn't exist.
Senior PSE (mostly troubleshooting other people's broken API keys)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The last deployment script you will ever run.
ow.youAI▸ INTEGRATION-AUTOMATON V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches production environments without human approval
You deploy software in customer environments and write custom scripts to fix configuration mismatches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their environment setup during a call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models start scanning your logs to flag issues before you.
Month 5
Automated scripts apply standard fixes without needing your manual oversight.
Month 10
Self-healing deployment tools resolve your environment conflicts automatically.
Month 15
Clients click buttons to fix their own setups instead of calling.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access to the production server is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 hours
Average ticket resolution time
1,200 annually
Hours spent on Zoom
4,000 unmaintained
Custom scripts written
Your severance
One free lifetime license to our competitor's software.
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