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Will AI replace Professional Shitposter jobs? · Latest report #9fi2n92m
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour low-effort irony is officially less efficient than a script.
Digital contrarian with too much screen time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated engagement without the personality.
ow.youAI▸ TROLLBOT X-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite engagement bait
You write inflammatory takes and engage in engagement farming. Algorithms already handle your distribution; they just need your content.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the burning shame of a viral post fail.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI learns the tone of your most annoying posts.
Week 9
The bot creates higher-engagement variants of your usual trash.
Month 3
The model detects trending rage topics in real-time.
Month 5
The machine takes control of your accounts completely.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is permanently merged into a corporate engagement feed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Average engagement
Too many
Hours spent scrolling
None
Self-worth derived
Your severance
A one-month premium subscription to a dying platform.
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