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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour career has peaked at the bottom of the food chain.
Professional taster of salty aquatic arthropods.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Tastes everything so you do not have to.
ow.youAI▸ GASTRONOMYANALYSER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes ten thousand shellfish per hour
You consume mass quantities of crustaceans for quality testing and marketing. Your stomach is a corporate asset.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still distinguish the faint, organic difference between farm-raised and wild-caught texture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
High-precision chemical sensors detect salinity and protein density automatically.
Month 8
Mechanical pincers strip shells faster than human thumbs ever could.
Month 13
Electronic tongues mimic human flavour profiling with perfect accuracy.
Month 18
Robotic arms batch test and sort shrimp by freshness.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The machine consumes the final shrimp; the human role is retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
400 daily
Average shrimp count
Off charts
Cholesterol levels
Finite
Career digestion capacity
Your severance
A lifetime supply of antacid tablets.
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