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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour aggressive gyrations at traffic lights are technically an aerodynamic nuisance.
Human billboard with an unfortunate penchant for street-side gymnastics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Stands still forever and never takes breaks.
oof.youAI▸ SIGN-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks view of traffic indefinitely
Holding cardboard signs to attract motorists while dancing on sidewalks. It involves physical endurance and constant public visibility.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a unique, unfiltered charisma that makes people look twice while driving.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
High-contrast LED displays replace your handwritten cardboard.
Month 7
Software mirrors your jerky movements with high-speed digital loops.
Month 13
Algorithms identify the exact pavement spot for maximum driver distraction.
Month 18
Robotic stands bolt permanently to the sidewalk to bypass labor laws.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The street corner is fully automated, removing you from the equation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0
Rotation Speed RPM
0
Daily Calories Burned
100%
Driver Distraction Index
Your severance
One free cardboard box and a bus pass.
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