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December 1, 2030
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect landings every single time.
ow.youAI▸ TRICKBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
lands impossibly clean 1080s on command
You spend years perfecting muscle memory for flip tricks and board control in chaotic, unpredictable outdoor urban environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly how to interpret the texture of cracked concrete with your wheels.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map urban geometry to calculate perfect trick trajectories.
Month 6
Robotic chassis use gyroscopes to hold center of gravity perfectly.
Month 15
Hydraulic legs absorb impacts that would shatter human ankles.
Year 2.3
AI creates high-definition edit reels without needing a cameraman.
Year 4 · D-Day
The board flips itself and the human gets a desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42
Average shin bruises per year
6 months
Video part editing time
99.9 percent
Landing success rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium grip tape.
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