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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Skeptic jobs? · Latest report #53dy2n74
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a human-shaped placeholder for a logic gate, and failing.
Professional contrarian with a high threshold for obsolescence.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through immediate cognitive silencing.
no no noyou▸ TRUTH-FILTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your incorrect opinions instantly
You spend your time being wrong about technology while humans do the actual heavy lifting. Now you stop.
The one thing AI can't do
You are excellent at being consistently, predictably, and laughably wrong about the future.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Your online posts are read by an AI to ignore you.
Week 6
Your digital presence is relegated to an empty echo chamber.
Month 3
Bots now debate you with facts you cannot possibly refute.
Month 4
Your reach is throttled to near-zero by platform policy.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your keyboard is replaced with a single power-off switch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.4%
8760
Hours spent being incorrect
0.0001%
Probability of self-awareness
High
CPU heat wasted
Your severance
A warm handshake and a locked office door.
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