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Will AI replace Professional Skydiver jobs? · Latest report #5v5dq73a
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsGravity is doing most of the work, and eventually, the machines will too.
Professional gravity enthusiast, expert at falling with style.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Terminal velocity, without the human anxiety.
ow.you▸ SKYGLIDE AUTONOMOUS DRONE▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
deploys emergency chutes with zero hesitation
You throw yourself out of planes for money while managing complex parachute deployments and landing patterns.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique ability to feel absolute terror while staring at the earth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Sensors map the air density and wind speed for safer drops.
Month 17
Robotic tables fold chutes with perfect tension every single time.
Year 2.6
Drones carry pods that stabilize passengers without human instructors involved.
Year 3.2
Vision systems guide the landing flare to the exact centimeter.
Year 4 · D-Day
The plane door opens, and no human is left to jump.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
94 percent
Average altitude anxiety
60 seconds
Standard drop time
negligible
Human error margin
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium nylon repair kits.
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