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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysEfficiency experts agree: even your laziness is currently under-optimized.
Existential minimalist with an impressive record of inaction.
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Doing absolutely nothing, more consistently than you.
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perfects the art of doing nothing
This role involves avoiding active labor and minimizing output while maintaining the illusion of occupation. It is already obsolete.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a rare, natural talent for avoiding effort in ways machines find baffling.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
A silent script replaces your screen with a static wallpaper.
Day 2
Bots answer your slack pings with non-committal vague emojis.
Day 2
Your absence is officially acknowledged as a efficiency gain.
Day 2
Your absence is officially acknowledged as an efficiency gain.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your absence is officially acknowledged as an efficiency gain.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9% daily
Average Slack Time
Negative
Productivity Score
Your severance
A warm handshake and a very long nap.
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