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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsAncient stone-throwing physics meets modern lack of job security.
Expert in kinetic stone-based projectile deployment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision ballistics without the shoulder strain.
toast.you▸ SLINGSHOTTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers high-velocity pebbles with perfect aim
You swing stones in woven slings for sport or defense. We are just making it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the wind speed by how the grass bends.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the target distance to guide your arm.
Month 5
Sorting machines provide only the most aerodynamic rocks.
Month 13
A mechanical cradle replaces your arm for the wind-up.
Year 2.1
Piston-driven arms release stones faster than humanly possible.
Year 3 · D-Day
Human throwing is retired for high-frequency robotic volleys.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
450 shots
Stones thrown per hour
99.9 percent
Accuracy at 50 meters
High
Average shoulder damage
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium throwing rocks.
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