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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Smoker jobs? · Latest report #2x9tai9n
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour lungs are a legacy system with very high maintenance overhead.
Professional lung-ruiner and tax-bracket climber.
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oof.youAI▸ SMOKESYNTH-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters toxic exhaust through internal ceramic membranes
Consumes tobacco products in controlled bursts to test chemical output or sensory response. A purely mechanical respiratory task.
The one thing AI can't do
You bring a uniquely human level of erratic pulse to the inhale cycle.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors measure burn rates to calibrate automated intake systems.
Month 8
Precision igniters replace human dexterity for consistent product ignition.
Month 13
Software replicates your specific huffing pattern for perfect data.
Month 18
Negative pressure systems draw smoke through sensors without human lungs.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The final cigarette is extinguished by a cold steel piston.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
120 grams
Tar deposits per shift
40/hour
Average burnout rate
Negative
Human lifespan remaining
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-grade nicotine patches.
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