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Will AI replace Professional Snooker Player jobs? · Latest report #cn6bgrbx
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsPocketing balls is just physics, and I am the best physicist.
Master of geometry, velocity, and wearing a waistcoat.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision potting with zero heartbeat interference.
pop?you▸ CUEBOT V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sinks centuries without blinking
You spend your life calculating angles and exerting precise pressure on cues to sink coloured balls into pockets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a dramatic, sighing walk back to your seat after missing a pink.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every ball collision and force applied to the cue.
Month 6
Vision models learn every possible escape route from a snooker.
Month 16
Robotic arms replicate your stroke with superhuman repeatability.
Year 2.5
The machine enters exhibition matches to crush human ego thresholds.
Year 4 · D-Day
The professional tour is officially serviced by CueBot pods only.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.01 millimeters
average error margin
450 frames
frames per hour
zero grams
chalk dust output
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium chalk.
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