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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Snowboarder jobs? · Latest report #8pcariaw
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsGravity is just a math problem that you keep hitting.
Professional gravity-tester and X-Games hopeful.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect lines without the frostbite.
toast.youAI▸ POWDERDRONE X-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
lands a triple cork without losing balance
You navigate steep Alaskan terrain and perform technical tricks in competition. Your job is basically falling with style.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the exact line through fresh powder where the snow holds.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed cameras capture every movement for precise motion tracking.
Month 10
Virtual snow models train robots on landing physics.
Year 1.9
Self-balancing drones attempt basic jibbing and slope carving.
Year 3
Lidar scans identify optimal routes to avoid avalanche risks.
Year 4 · D-Day
Remote-controlled hulls outperform human athletes on every jump.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4.2
Average bone fractures
Optimistic
Backcountry survival probability
High
Redundancy potential
Your severance
One free lift ticket to a closed resort.
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