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October 21, 2032
In 6 yearsMillions watch you run for ninety minutes to achieve a draw.
Professional grass-chaser with a flair for dramatic falls.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Tactical precision without the ego or salaries.
splat.you▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes perfect bicycle kicks on command
You chase a ball across grass to score goals. Your physical performance is tracked by expensive wearables.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire irrational loyalty from strangers who have never met you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Wearables map every movement to train the motion-capture models.
Month 11
Robotic platforms start mimicking field positioning and set-piece timing.
Year 2.3
Robots play on controlled pitches with zero off-ball hesitation.
Year 3.8
Marketing algorithms replace authentic emotion with perfectly scripted celebration loops.
Year 6 · D-Day
Human teams are retired for glitch-free high-speed robotic league play.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
10km
Average match sprint distance
45 percent
Human error rate
9/10
Diving performance score
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm sports recovery shakes.
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