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Will AI replace Professional Soothsayer jobs? · Latest report #adufvz5x
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPredicting the future is just reading the present faster than you.
Master of vague futures and cold-read comfort.
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splat.you▸ ORACLE-GEN 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes infinite timelines in a millisecond
You parse vague patterns into human-sized narratives. The server already has the data and the probability models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a face-to-face client with a charming, convincing smile.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The bot scrapes your previous readings to learn your patterns.
Week 7
Sensors read the client's pulse and skin temp during calls.
Month 3
An LLM generates more accurate personal insights than you ever could.
Month 4
Clients prefer the bot because it is cheaper and faster.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the bot replaces your entire output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
42
Vague guesses per hour
0.01%
Cold reading accuracy
14
Days of relevance left
Your severance
A deck of cards with every card missing.
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