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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Sorcerer jobs? · Latest report #j7q8gd5m
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthReality-warping powers are no match for a standard efficiency algorithm upgrade.
The strongest sorcerer, currently struggling with basic HR forms.
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Cursed energy optimization for the modern age.
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collapses your entire domain with one click
You spend your time maintaining barrier techniques and exorcising cursed spirits through high-speed combat. We are optimizing your domain expansion out of existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look incredibly cool while wearing a blindfold during a fight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Sensors map your curse signature to identify inefficiencies in your barrier deployment patterns.
Month 18
An automated kinetic field generator handles your routine defense against low-level spirit threats.
Year 2.3
A cloud-based void processor mimics your domain expansion with zero energy waste or fatigue.
Year 3.2
Automated geometry algorithms replace your manual reality warping with stabilized, pre-rendered physics.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the tactical environment, rendering your presence mathematically obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
99.9%
Domain Uptime
0.001%
Cursed Energy Leakage
Reduced
Casualty Margin
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very quiet retirement village.
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