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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsHumans are squishy, inefficient shock absorbers for overpriced training.
Professional human punching bag with excellent cardiovascular endurance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Durable, precise, and never asks for a break.
brr.you▸ IMPACTSIM PRO-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates force based on client heart rate
You take controlled strikes and grapple with clients to improve their combat reflexes and conditioning.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific hesitation in a client's posture before they throw a punch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Clients wear trackers to map their movement data for future training.
Month 6
Static punch targets replace soft padding for basic repetition drills.
Month 13
Gantry-mounted impact rigs replicate human reach and lateral footwork.
Month 20
AI predicts strike trajectories based on client micro-movements.
Year 2 · D-Day
Robotic arms provide infinite, tireless training without needing human recovery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
400 per hour
Average hits taken
48 hours
Average recovery time
0.01 percent
Error margin
Your severance
One free ice pack and a gym membership.
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