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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career is just a slow, sweaty pursuit of irrelevance.
Professional straight-line enthusiast with questionable career longevity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Physics does not get tired or cramp.
bzzt.youAI▸ DASHBOT V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sprints at Mach 1 without muscle fatigue
You spend your entire life training to run in a straight line for ten seconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look dramatic while failing to break a personal record.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your exact gait and muscle firing patterns.
Month 10
Engineered spring-tech makes human biomechanics look sluggish.
Year 1.9
Robotic platforms outperform human speed in controlled environments.
Year 3
Non-biological entrants are permitted to compete for efficiency.
Year 4 · D-Day
The finish line is now crossed by a chassis.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
450
Steps per second
Zero
Time spent blinking
0.01%
Failure rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very slow walking club.
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