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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsA career path that offers zero benefits and total lack of stability.
Occupant-in-residence with an affinity for abandoned floorplans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Firmly planted until the sun dies.
wheee!you▸ OCCUPANT-ZERO 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
ignites long-form legal stalemate protocols
You occupy real estate without legal entitlement while avoiding eviction proceedings. You leverage local housing statutes and physical endurance to maintain occupancy.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational audacity to remain in a building with no running water.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite imagery and local property records now automatically identify vacant dwellings before you arrive.
Month 16
Legal bots file perpetual motions to clog the court system and delay your eventual eviction indefinitely.
Year 5
Smart-grid systems automatically detect and sever illicit connections to unmetered power or water sources.
Year 16
Smart-locks and localized sensors report unauthorized entry instantly to local municipal enforcement drones.
Year 40 · D-Day
Your role is officially deprecated as property management becomes a fully self-sealing digital environment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
24 months
Average duration
942
Legal notices ignored
4
Utility bypasses
Your severance
A one-way bus ticket to the nearest suburb.
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