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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour manual browsing history is now a pre-indexed data set.
Digital voyeur with a very questionable search history.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
We see the patterns you miss.
wheee!you▸ OMNISCIENCE-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
uncovers burner accounts in milliseconds
You manually aggregate fragments of digital footprints into a profile. Algorithms do this in nanoseconds for everyone everywhere.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the petty, human curiosity that makes searching for exes feel oddly rewarding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers crawl every public profile at once.
Week 9
Algorithms map connections between targets automatically.
Month 3
AI flags behavioral anomalies in target activity.
Month 5
The system writes the dossier for you.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
1.2 Million
Average profiles per second
High
Human error probability
Zero
Sleep requirements
Your severance
A final browser history wipe.
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