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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou have mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing of value.
Professional void-gazer and champion of minimal effort.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Staring at nothing, but with better sensors.
brr.you▸ VOIDWATCHER-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers soul-crushing silence on command
You occupy space and observe others. Your primary output is existential dread for anyone who looks back.
The one thing AI can't do
You can make people feel genuinely uncomfortable simply by existing in their peripheral vision.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors are placed in your chair to track eye movement.
Week 9
Your blank stares are fed into a predictive emptiness model.
Month 3
A looped video of someone staring is projected in your office.
Month 5
The system confirms your output is physically impossible to distinguish.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a static GIF of a brick wall.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
Indefinite
Average stare duration
Zero
Total value created
High
People annoyed per hour
Your severance
One blank screen and a bus pass.
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