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Your job has an expiration date
November 6, 2026
In 2 weeksEnjoy your library nap; the AI already finished your degree.
Full-time scholar, part-time believer in liberal arts magic.
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Degrees awarded before you even graduate.
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downloads entire curriculum into your brain
Attending lectures, taking notes, and reading textbooks to prepare for examinations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly appreciate the smell of old library books during exam season.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 3
All your textbooks are now indexed in the cloud.
Day 6
Learning algorithms absorb the syllabus for you.
Day 8
Drafting papers becomes a one-click process.
Day 11
Algorithms attend classes and summarize them for you.
Week 2 · D-Day
Your degree arrives in the mail; enjoy your life.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Excessive
Average caffeine intake
Too many
Pages read daily
Maximum
Exam anxiety levels
Your severance
A warm cup of coffee and a library card.
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