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Will AI replace Professional Stunt Performer jobs? · Latest report #7jfbdjvm
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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthGravity is just a suggestion that we have finally automated away.
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Physics without the insurance premiums.
squeeze.youAI▸ KINETIC-STUNT RIG V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calculates air trajectory in real time
Performing high-risk physical stunts and aerial maneuvers for film production using specialized gear and precise timing.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a terrifying, irrational instinct for when a jump is actually impossible.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Computers model physics for perfect stunt paths every time.
Month 9
Vision-guided winches replace the need for manual rigger teams.
Month 22
Hydraulic chassis perform complex aerials without bruising.
Year 3
Insurance firms mandate robotic precision to lower coverage rates.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human movement is no longer required for action sequences.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
High
Bone density required
Excessive
Stunt rehearsal hours
Decreasing
Accident probability
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a boring office job.
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