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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsA sticky-fingered vigilante who clearly failed to optimize for public liability.
Web-slinging vigilante with poor work-life insurance balance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Justice delivered with zero collateral insurance claims.
splat.you▸ URBANSENTINEL-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
restrains muggers with high-tensile polymer netting
Swinging between skyscrapers to fight crime and stopping runaway trains with webbing. You are a biological liability with a spandex-based business model.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a witty quip while falling off a crumbling bridge at terminal velocity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Algorithms map crime patterns to alert authorities before you even finish your morning coffee.
Year 8
Swarm-based autonomous drones disable suspects from above using non-lethal acoustic pulse technology.
Year 16
Lawsuits finally classify freelance vigilantes as dangerous rogue actors in uncontrolled public spaces.
Year 25
City zoning prevents non-registered climbing on historic facades using slick, repellant polymer coatings.
Year 40 · D-Day
The city decommissions your hero brand in favor of a silent, state-sanctioned security grid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
High
Collateral Damage Cost
Excessive
Webbing Per Crime
100%
Secret Identity Leaks
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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