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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsWatching paint dry is literally the easiest job to replace.
Visual analyst of evaporating liquid polymers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Staring at molecules so you don't have to.
oof.youAI▸ DRYWATCHER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
senses molecular hydration shifts in real time
You stare at wet surfaces until they lose their moisture. Then you declare the task finished.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle psychological shift when a wall finally loses its tackiness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 8
High-definition sensors replace your wandering human eyes.
Month 8
An algorithm watches the feed instead of a person.
Month 15
Software tracks moisture evaporation rates via image analysis.
Month 15
A ping alerts the supervisor when the paint cures.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You stop watching paint and finally get a real hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
too high
Average blink rate
one
Surfaces monitored
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium matte finish primer.
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