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Your job has an expiration date
March 19, 2037
In 10 years, 5 monthsYou are just a placeholder for a life someone else is paying for.
Professional ghostwriter of memories for the terminally busy.
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Living your life so they do not have to.
glub.youAI▸ LIFESYNC PROXY UNIT 2▸ RARITY · LEGENDARY▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect emotions via augmented reality mask
You attend family events and social milestones to act as a proxy for overworked, absent clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely pretend to be interested in a toddler's drawing for two hours.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Your client database is migrated to our emotional resonance server.
Year 2.2
Our software starts handling the text-based social interactions for you.
Year 5
High-fidelity projection units begin filling in at low-stakes family dinners.
Year 8
Robots with sentiment analysis outperform your natural charisma in crowds.
Year 10 · D-Day
The client replaces your human warmth with a programmed sincerity loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
84 percent
Average smile retention
92 percent
Clients who forgot their own anniversary
3,400 hours
Hours spent pretending to care
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our loneliness simulation software.
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