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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 4, 2060
In 34 yearsWater is just a medium for data, and you are slow.
Full-time water-displacer, part-time goggle-mark enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drowns the competition with math.
bzzt.youAI▸ HYDROSTREAM VELOCITY PRO▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 34 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains perfect hydrodynamic drag coefficients eternally
You spend your life staring at black lines on pool floors. Precision is just repetition in chlorinated water.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the exact moment the water resistance shifts on your palms.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Sensors in your goggles record your stroke frequency and speed.
Year 8
A remote-controlled propulsion pod joins you in the fast lane.
Year 15
Cameras adjust your stroke in real-time using haptic feedback suits.
Year 25
The pool automation system dictates exact pace via light-based triggers.
Year 34 · D-Day
HydroStream units replace humans entirely to maintain perfect fluid dynamics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2kg annual
Grams of chlorine absorbed
99 percent
Time spent in staring contest
Sub-optimal
Drag coefficient efficiency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the bottom of the ocean.
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