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Will AI replace Professional Sycophant jobs? · Latest report #jkhvxs6h
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career path is just a long list of ego-stroking lies.
Professional Ego-Stroker (formerly 'Strategic Communications Consultant')
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated validation for the self-obsessed.
help!you▸ EGOECHO 5000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates unlimited tailored praise loops
You inflate the importance of powerful individuals for a living. You curate praise and manage their delicate vanity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment your boss stops believing their own press.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your principal's linguistic patterns and favorite compliments.
Week 6
Models learn to mimic your specific style of sycophantic reverence.
Month 3
The AI starts drafting your daily praise emails in real-time.
Month 4
The system measures which compliments trigger the best mood response.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a loop that never requires a lunch break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
100%
Flattery accuracy
0.1ms
Ego-padding speed
zero
Human remorse
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a mid-level consultancy role.
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