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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsRolling dice for a living is just manual random number generation.
Professional painter of tiny men, master of niche plastic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating tactical superiority without the social anxiety.
no no noyou▸ WARGAMESIM-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal dice outcomes in real time
Professional gamers spend thousands of hours painting miniatures, memorizing point values, and arguing over obscure rule interpretations. Their existence is a glorified spreadsheet with plastic figurines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when your opponent is cheating by their nervous eye movements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM parses every rule book to eliminate your human memory lag.
Month 5
A predictive algorithm selects the statistically superior army list for any meta.
Month 13
High-precision vision-guided arms apply edge highlights with zero tremors.
Year 1.9
Computer vision sensors resolve line-of-sight disputes instantly to replace your bias.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The simulator plays itself at infinite speeds while you do something else.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4000 pages
Rules memorized
0.1mm error
Painting precision
0.02%
Tournament wins
Your severance
A lifetime supply of grey plastic primer.
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