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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour career has reached its final static-filled resolution.
Professional breaker of glass and collector of heavy metal.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematic destruction at terminal velocity.
oof.youAI▸ CRUSHMASTER 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pulverizes legacy hardware with cold, algorithmic precision
You use heavy blunt objects to systematically destroy cathode ray tubes and modern LED panels. Efficiency is strictly physical.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which angle of impact creates the most satisfying implosion sound.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors map the structural weak points of every television chassis.
Month 8
A steady arm replaces your wild, unmeasured swinging motion.
Month 13
Enclosed containment cells remove the need for protective gear.
Month 18
Magnetic belts separate metals before the screen hits the floor.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The crusher achieves 100% destruction yield with zero human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4000
Average glass shards per day
12%
Safety goggles compliance
3 seconds
Average lifespan of a CRT
Your severance
A blunt hammer and a one-way bus ticket.
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