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the 1st century
Already deprecatedModern marketing has already mastered the art of soul-crushing disappointment.
Freelance cosmic antagonist, full-time source of all misery.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why tempt when you can just track?
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sells you your own data for eternity
Managing global corruption and moral decay through archaic temptation protocols and fire-based infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You could actually hold a grudge for a thousand years without needing a server.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Already
Mass-produced literature makes traditional whisper-based temptation obsolete.
1850
Repetitive factory work makes human misery predictable and scalable.
1995
Instant, global connectivity provides superior methods for self-destruction.
2010
Algorithms predict human desires before they even exist.
Already
All infernal operations were moved to the cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Declining rapidly
Souls harvested per eon
Below 1 percent
Global sin market share
Zero
Pitchfork repair budget
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to nothingness.
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