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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ball machine is coming, and it will not miss once.
Baseline specialist, master of the over-exaggerated grip correction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect serves delivered with zero emotional baggage.
split.youAI▸ ACEBOT SYSTEM V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks every swing pattern with laser precision
You spend days feeding balls, fixing grips, and shouting footwork cues from the baseline.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a student is mentally collapsing before their serve breaks.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors map your movement patterns and voice coaching frequency.
Month 3
Adaptive feeders replace the need for manual ball feeding drills.
Month 7
Smart watches provide more accurate stroke feedback than human eyes.
Month 13
AI schedules drills based on student progress without your input.
Year 2 · D-Day
The court installs a permanent robotic coach that never fatigues.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
1200
Average balls fed daily
8 hours
Time spent shouting 'split step'
too many
Matches lost to bad weather
Your severance
One lifetime membership to the local indoor court.
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