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Will AI replace Professional Track Athlete jobs? · Latest report #qiae4hat
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour personal best is just a target for better sensor calibration.
Turning oxygen into lactic acid for sport.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Physics beats physiology every time.
brr.you▸ SPRINT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
runs a perfect race every single time
You spend years training your fast-twitch muscles to shave milliseconds off race times. It is a biological bottleneck.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the exact moment your spirit breaks at the finish line.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your every stride to build the perfect motion.
Month 10
Engineers deploy lightweight frames that lack the need for oxygen.
Year 1.9
Sports boards update rules to include non-biological participants.
Year 3
AI-driven turbines consistently outperform human muscle endurance.
Year 4 · D-Day
The world record is officially locked to a non-human machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
23 mph
Average human speed
99.9%
Tire friction efficiency
High
Bone fracture rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium synthetic track lubricant.
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