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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthNew York rats are about to meet a much more efficient predator.
Urban survivalist living in the dark, damp crevices.
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Pest control without the need for sleep.
split.you▸ VERMINTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
tracks heat signatures through basement pipes
You monitor urban pest activity, set mechanical traps, and dispose of caught carcasses. Your job is navigating dark, filthy environments to manage encroaching wildlife populations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still climb into a damp, narrow wall crawlspace that no sensor fits.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Lidar drones scan every subterranean crawlspace to create an exhaustive digital map of rodent transit.
Month 10
Robotic deployment units install pheromone-based lures and active traps throughout identified high-traffic pathways.
Year 2
Computer vision nodes detect movement and trigger immediate containment protocols for every captured target.
Year 3.1
Small extraction crawlers arrive to secure and transport biological waste from trap sites to incinerators.
Year 4 · D-Day
City services switch to fully autonomous pest management and your site access is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,200
Annual Rats Trapped
12%
Bite Wound Probability
88%
Average Trapping Efficiency
Your severance
One high-end thermal flashlight and a heavy-duty padlock.
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