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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsSwimming, biking, and running in circles for shiny pieces of metal.
Professional pain-collector in carbon-fiber spandex.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Always faster than your best split.
bzzt.youAI▸ IRONMOD 3000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains perfect cadence until battery failure
You swim, bike, and run for long hours to collect plastic medals and sponsorship stickers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the exact moment your quads give out at mile twenty.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors track every movement to create a digital motion twin.
Month 10
Drafting robots replace your human pacers in the water.
Month 21
Automated wind tunnel feedback adjusts your posture in real time.
Year 2.6
Programmable dispensers handle your exact electrolyte and caloric needs.
Year 4 · D-Day
An electric unicycle wins the race before you reach transition.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
25 hours
Average weekly training hours
400 minutes
Time spent in aerodynamic wind tunnels
3 units
Podiums per year
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-competitive beach.
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