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October 24, 2026
In 3 daysCapital allocation is a hobby, not a career path, you parasite.
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erodes trust funds with extreme prejudice
You are currently engaged in the arduous work of depleting family wealth. Deprecation.org has optimized the process of spending money to be instantaneous and frictionless.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can feel guilty about doing absolutely nothing today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Our AI links directly to your trust account for seamless, human-free dissipation of funds.
Day 2
Algorithms identify and purchase high-depreciation assets before you even feel the urge.
Day 2
The AI completes the depletion of your capital, rendering your existence as a beneficiary redundant.
Day 2
Wealth is recycled back into the global economy faster than you could ever dream.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are now free to focus entirely on being a spectator to your own life.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
Sub-optimal
Wealth Burn Rate
Zero
Self-Worth Derived From
None
Effort Spent
Your severance
A sincere thank you for your lack of contribution.
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