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Your job has an expiration date
November 5, 2026
In 2 weeksYour academic output is just expensive digital paperweight manufacturing.
Professional leisure enjoyer with a minor research hobby.
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Automating your complete lack of necessity.
split.youAI▸ LEGACYLIQUIDATOR-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 WEEKSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets faster than you can spend
You consume grant funding and trust fund dividends while pretending your niche research matters.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a singular, authentic talent for spending money you never earned.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Smart software tracks every cent of your trust fund spend.
Day 5
AI writes your papers in seconds, revealing your true productivity.
Day 8
Sensors identify the financial dependency in your personal life.
Day 12
Automated legal agents transfer control to a neutral fund.
Week 2 · D-Day
Your access to unearned capital is permanently terminated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.7%
100 percent
Annual trust depletion rate
zero
Original academic thoughts generated
negligible
Time spent actually working
Your severance
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