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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour bone density cannot compete with our proprietary titanium-alloy chassis.
Professional athlete (mostly protein shakes and weight cuts).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect strikes, zero concussions, infinite replays.
sluurp.you▸ COMBAT-DROID PRIME 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calculates optimal strike angle at light speed
You spend years perfecting striking and grappling techniques for high-stakes combat. It is a grueling, injury-prone path.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still channel genuine, irrational human fury into a spinning backfist.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your exact reach, speed, and reaction time.
Month 5
Virtual reality agents train against your known movement patterns.
Month 14
Hydraulic limbs prove capable of delivering consistent, lethal force.
Year 2.3
Automated fighters dominate the undercard with clinical efficiency.
Year 4 · D-Day
Humans are moved to 'exhibition' status for entertainment purposes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
Four years
Average career span
Ninety-nine percent
Weight cutting risk
Variable
Pay-per-view buy rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital gym simulator.
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