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October 26, 2026
In 3 daysYour career path is essentially a long, expensive loading screen.
Full-time expert in refreshing email inboxes for no reason.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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You spend your days navigating broken application portals and waiting for automated rejection emails from uncaring corporate filters.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique human ability to hope for an email that never arrives.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Algorithms stop reading your CV entirely to save electricity.
Day 2
An AI sends fake rejection emails so you feel noticed.
Day 2
The hiring market finally admits it only likes robots.
Day 2
Companies stop hiring humans to avoid the human paperwork.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are officially released from the cycle of searching.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 minutes
Average rejection speed
too much
Coffee consumed per interview
zero
Meaningful status updates
Your severance
A warm cup of coffee and a LinkedIn ban.
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