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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysYou are just a static background asset without a quest line.
Master of zero-output traversal and strategic loitering.
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split.youAI▸ VAGA-BOT 1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
renders a perfectly aimless path for nobody
You wander aimlessly through public spaces avoiding productivity. You provide zero measurable output for the market economy.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique ability to find the sunniest spot in any public park.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors identify your favorite park benches for commercial re-use.
Day 2
Algorithms map your walking route to clear it for high-value pedestrians.
Day 2
Smart pavement forces you to keep moving until you exit the city.
Day 2
The system replaces your pathing with a high-efficiency delivery route.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your lack of purpose is officially optimized out of existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12 miles
Daily miles walked
Zero
Contribution to GDP
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-commercial zone.
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