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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Victim jobs? · Latest report #3rzmhuau
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career of performative suffering is about to get outsourced to scripts.
Professional martyr with a high aptitude for self-absorption.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating synthetic grievance without the human pulse.
bzzt.youAI▸ OUTRAGE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
amplifies your whining to unreadable frequencies
You make noise to demand attention. We generate noise to ignore you automatically.
The one thing AI can't do
You are truly impressive at making people in the room feel physically exhausted.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape every word of your online output.
Week 9
AI models learn to mimic your specific brand of entitlement.
Month 3
Bots begin posting grievances before you even wake up.
Month 4
Synthetic arguments generate more clicks than your manual efforts.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is locked and replaced by a more efficient bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
Infinite
Grievance output per hour
Zero
Self-awareness levels
None
Actual productive work
Your severance
A single automated reply saying 'Noted'.
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