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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour twitch reflexes are just latency waiting to be bypassed.
Professional screen-staring expert and digital adrenaline junkie.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect execution, zero dopamine required.
help!youAI▸ E-SPORT-OS V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
perfectly executes frame-data strategies
You spend thousands of hours mastering complex control schemes and memorizing game logic for entertainment.
The one thing AI can't do
You actually feel the thrill of the win instead of just recording a win-state.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
Macro software learns your button patterns to reduce human error.
Week 4
Models begin suggesting optimal paths based on global data.
Week 10
Servers simulate thousands of matches to find winning strategies.
Month 5
Direct injection into game APIs replaces physical controller usage.
Month 6 · D-Day
Human input is officially banned for professional ranking fairness.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
450
Average APM
32000
Average Salary
High
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Your severance
One free subscription to a classic arcade museum.
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