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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Video Game Raider jobs? · Latest report #4vgvdzv6
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPaying for performance is over when the script plays better.
Professional button-masher with delusions of esports grandeur
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect rotation, zero downtime, global top ranking.
glub.youAI▸ RAIDBOT ELITE PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes pixel-perfect rotations at 0ms latency
You spend weeks optimizing boss encounters and grinding gear for global first kills. Automation will remove the need for human reaction speeds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate exactly why the tank missed the positioning during that wipe.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI-driven UI mods will automate your ability priority lists and buff management perfectly.
Week 6
Machine learning engines will instantly process millions of logs to determine the mathematically superior gear loadout.
Month 3
Bot agents replace human players in raid groups to maintain 100% mechanical consistency.
Month 5
Algorithmic decision makers handle loot allocation and player recruiting without emotional bias or drama.
Month 6 · D-Day
You log out forever while an server cluster claims every world first title simultaneously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
200+
Average raid wipes
250ms
Human reaction latency
99%
Efficiency gap
Your severance
a lifetime supply of expired energy drink vouchers
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