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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Video Game Speedrunner jobs? · Latest report #z4skyfhw
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January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsA career built on jumping on pixels faster than everyone else.
Master of RNG, frame-rules, and sleep deprivation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect play, every single time.
squeeze.youAI▸ TAS-GEN-8▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes frame-perfect inputs indefinitely
You optimize frame-perfect movement and glitch exploitation to minimize completion times of classic titles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific frame-rule glitch feels emotionally satisfying to land.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Custom scripts begin logging every possible movement variable.
Month 4
Models ingest millions of high-level speedrun vods.
Month 8
Algorithms brute-force code memory to find sequence breaks.
Month 12
The AI consistently beats world records by seconds.
Month 15 · D-Day
Human input becomes statistically irrelevant to the leaderboards.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
300 per second
Average button inputs
High
Human error rate
100 percent
AI consistency
Your severance
A vintage NES controller and a high-five.
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