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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 31, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsTurning your childhood hobby into a depreciating asset for advertisers.
Professional screen-staring expert and energy drink connoisseur.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect aim without the puberty.
squeeze.youAI▸ E-SPORTZ AUTOMATON X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
perfects every combo without blinking
You spend all day grinding rank in digital arenas while praying for sponsorship money. It is mostly sitting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still complain about controller drift while losing a match.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors map your movement patterns and reaction times.
Month 6
Neural nets learn to replicate your specific play style.
Month 13
AI scripts achieve sub-millisecond reaction times impossible for humans.
Month 22
Bots begin crushing leaderboards under fake usernames.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The sponsors realize bots never need water or sleep.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.2
Average K/D Ratio
12
Sponsorship Deals Lost
14
Hours Per Game Session
Your severance
One free month of high-speed fiber internet connection.
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