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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour dramatic monologues are simply latency in the system.
Professional Villain (specializing in monologues and trapdoors)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Evil, now with zero overhead.
ow.you▸ V-L-N-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers monologues at 200 words per millisecond
You plot world domination and manage layers of henchmen. We just replaced you with a spreadsheet and some light gaslighting.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually quite good at choosing a signature cape color.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 6
Large language models now generate your villainous speeches instantly.
Month 15
Software now fires your incompetent henchmen without human intervention.
Year 2
CAD software automates the creation of inescapable, deadly corridors.
Year 2.8
Robotic platforms efficiently sell your volcano lairs for scrap.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The AI assumes control of the world while you collect unemployment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.4%
0 milliseconds
Monologue duration
100 percent
Henchmen churn
Unlimited
Doomsday plots
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote, wifi-less island.
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