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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Professional Walker jobs? · Latest report #3u2ev864
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour legs are obsolete, and your walking pattern is a bug.
Professional wanderer, mostly walking in circles for fun.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Moving from A to B, but efficiently.
glub.youAI▸ PATH-FINDER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
navigates the sidewalk without stopping for coffee
You walk through public spaces to reach destinations. A GPS chip and a battery replace your aimless roaming.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the uneven sidewalk without needing a firmware update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your walking routes into a perfect digital file.
Month 4
Auto-stabilized footwear takes over the balance work from you.
Month 9
Algorithms cut out unnecessary detours to save energy and time.
Month 16
A rolling platform handles the terrain so your legs stop.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your walking tasks are offloaded to our autonomous delivery fleet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
15000
Steps taken daily
Monthly
Average shoe wear rate
Low
Chance of tripping
Your severance
A pair of very durable, industrial-grade socks.
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