Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Wall QA Checker jobs? · Latest report #eta2w5jw
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsPaying a human to stare at bricks is just inefficient architecture.
Lance Stroll, professional observer of static vertical surfaces.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Thermal imaging for every single mortar joint.
nom.you▸ WALLSCAN V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maps structural weak points in real-time
Inspects structural integrity, identifies cracks, and logs material degradation in high-stakes construction environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel the vibration of a wall that is about to fail.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-definition vision sensors are attached to existing site lighting rigs.
Month 4
Software learns to identify hairline cracks better than your tired eyes.
Month 15
Drones inspect high-elevation wall sections without needing dangerous scaffolding setups.
Year 1.9
Embedded wall sensors report moisture and movement data directly to servers.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The site algorithm confirms wall safety and sends you your final severance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Cracks detected per hour
15
Average blink rate
9000
Total stress fractures found
Your severance
A high-quality spirit level and a pat on back.
Discussion
