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October 17, 2046
In 20 yearsDistinguishing trash from art is a biological defect we will patch.
Post-capitalist scavenger with a flair for the dramatic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systemic sanitation through relentless pattern recognition.
toast.youAI▸ SCRAPBOT V4.1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 20 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters urban decay into optimized profit streams
Sorts through discarded urban materials to identify salvageable items while managing local wildlife interactions. Maintains chaotic aesthetic integrity through illicit city surface curation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find genuine, irrational meaning in a rusted piece of bent rebar.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
High-res sensors map every alleyway to build a comprehensive catalog of urban discard patterns.
Month 13
Automated ultrasonic emitters replace your presence by humanely driving off local wildlife inhabitants.
Year 3.3
Vision models instantly determine which markings are cultural assets and which are just noise.
Year 10
Robotic spider-limbs perform delicate physical retrieval of specific scrap materials from hazardous environments.
Year 20 · D-Day
The city landscape is fully homogenized and every piece of trash is accounted for permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
99.9%
Trash accuracy
100%
Raccoon deterrence
Sub-millisecond
Graffiti analysis
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired artisanal canned beans.
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