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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYour specialized career in backyard topography is finally being leveled by bots.
Master of the landscape's most unfortunate variables.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The lawn belongs to the lawn again.
split.youAI▸ SCAT-SCANNER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
cleans the lawn without missing a single spot
You manually collect and sanitize animal waste. We prefer to do it with wheels and sensors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot a suspicious clump of grass that looks like something else entirely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras plot the lawn geometry and identify target waste clusters.
Month 10
Sensors learn that toys are not waste, eventually.
Month 20
The bot moves in perfect lines across the property.
Year 2.5
Autonomous units deliver collected waste to the central bin.
Year 3 · D-Day
The human retires, and the lawn stays perpetually pristine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
14 units
Daily average deposits
High
Average bending fatigue
Variable
Backyard traversal speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of plastic bags.
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